Gossip Girl: “You know how tortuous it is to find shiny things that aren’t intended for me.”

Ladies and gentleman, our beloved Gossip Girl has become nothing more than a fetid, simpering parody of its former self. I’m not mad, though. Furthest thing from it. This is what we always knew that our dear little show could…

Kell on Earth: “Most people do that over dinner and drinks. I, on the other hand, had a child.”

Programming note: We didn’t forget about Gossip Girl! Our recap of the show’s triumphant return to the airwaves will appear tomorrow, and every week on Wednesdays until Kell On Earth has its finale.

Let’s get one thing out of…

Project Runway: “This is fashion, honey. And stripper costumes.”

This week, dear readers, Project Runway had one of those oh-so-sublime “alternative materials” challenges. Our top ten (really, they were celebrating that? Top ten is not even making it halfway…) designers were sent to a hardware store by Princess Michael…

Real Housewives of Orange County vs. Real Housewives of New York City – who won Thursday night?

As my fellow recapper Richard Lawson of Gawker said on Twitter last night, two new episodes of Real Housewives in one night is basically my D-Day. Luckily for me, nothing happened on Real Housewives of Orange County except Lynne’s kids…

Real Housewives of Orange County: “What better than getting together with my hoes and my ‘mos and getting day drunk?”

I’m not sure where to begin because I’m not entirely sure that anything happened. I had a nearly impossible time paying attention to this week’s episode of Real Housewives of Orange County, and I’m not even on my post-surgery Vicodin…

Kell on Earth: “God…I’m too well-behaved.”

How do I even explain how much I love Kell on Earth? I don’t know where to start. I’ve seen a handful of episodes and I already feel like I know these people – I want to sit around the…

Project Runway: “Life isn’t fair, why should Project Runway be?”

Why in the world did it take so long for Project Runway to come up with the challenge that we had this week? Why hasn’t anyone ever thought of forcing the designers to create a cover look before? They’ve always…

Real Housewives of Orange County: “She spit it out. At this five-star restaurant? Just spit it out.”

So, uh, that was kind of a wild two episodes of Real Housewives of Orange County, wasn’t it? Apologies for missing last week – a bad case of strep throat sidelined me, and I was face-down in a bottle of…

Kell on Earth: “Ok, that’s how you make a phone call. We can practice again later.”

I’ve found a new way to tell the difference between the Stephanies! It’s only the second episode of Kell on Earth and I’ve already figured it out, I’m so proud of myself. Really, it’s very simple: there’s a smart one…

Project Runway: “This is more of a cooter gown than a couture gown.”

Through the miracles of modern medicine and heavy-duty antibiotics, I have thrown off the chains of the worst bout of strep throat known to mankind (or at least to Amandakind) to come and recap the latest episode of Project Runway


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